Tempermental Farmpit Fucks Goat Milk Lotion





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Before you buy this special edition crossover lotion, we need to issue some disclaimers.

  1.  Absolutely no Vincent van Goat milk was used in the process of making this lotion.
  2. Contents may explode under pressure/repeated pressure.  
  3. Safe for faces and all your external body parts.  But mainly safe for faces.  (Dammit Vincent, stop trying to write product descriptions.

And, it’s scented in a proprietary Hairy Farmpit Girls blend of nuts and berries, with touches of sweet cream.

Grab your limited edition Tempermental Farmpit Fucks Goat Milk Lotion while you can and slather yourself in all the best stuff to have ever happened on the internet!

Goat Milk Lotion Ingredients: Water, shea butter, coconut oil, avocado oil, sunflower oil, safflower oil, goat milk, fragrance, ceteryl alcohol, stearic acid, henoxyethanol (and) caprylyl glycol (and) sorbic Acid

Additional information

Weight 8.7 oz