Carrion my wayward son.
Did you know vultures shit on their own legs to keep cool and when faced with a stressful situation, projectile vomit on their stressor? We got lucky with our well behaved, chimney swift impersonating vulture, Scary Poppins, and you will too when you discover his namesake lotion smells of tea olive, vanilla, bergamot and lemon rather than anything vulture related.
Grab your limited edition Scary Poppins Goat Milk Lotion while you can and slather yourself in all things vulture this holiday season!
Goat Milk Lotion Ingredients: Water, shea butter, coconut oil, avocado oil, sunflower oil, safflower oil, goat milk, fragrance, ceteryl alcohol, stearic acid, henoxyethanol (and) caprylyl glycol (and) sorbic Acid