Description
This lotion was created because a lesbian, goat farmer’s wife in south Georgia cut fruit weird and needed that to be commemorated in lotion form for all eternity.
Seriously, Jen, who cuts cantaloupe like that?
Oh, and it smells like cantaloupe, sociopathic cantaloupe, that is.
Goat Milk Lotion Ingredients:Water, goat milk, shea butter, coconut oil, avocado oil, sunflower oil,safflower oil, ceteryl alcohol, polysorbate 60, stearic acid, fragrance, propylene glycol, diazolidinyl urea, methylparaben, propylparaben
