J.D., Habibi Goat Milk Soap

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“J.D., habibi” the rallying cry heard around the world. If you are like us, it’s been stuck in your head since the midterms and has now become the most satisfying of verbal tick.

J.D., Habibi Goat Milk Soap is scented in the seductive fragrance of leather sectional, suede love seat, tobacco and incense, because we smoked them in more ways than one.

Oh, and it’s blue…obviously.

Due to the quick nature in which this soap was made to keep with relevant politics, it will be shipped soon but should not be used until at least December 10 so it can complete the curing process. While it will be safe to use if used sooner, it will dissolve quicker, so display it proudly and get a giggle each time you enter the shitter, and then, come January 3rd, wash your hands of them while tuning into the inauguration we are all going to be tuning in for. Let’s get petty, let’s get clean!

By the time you’ve read this, it may have sold out, so don’t hesistate! When it’s gone, it’s gone!

* while there is not a current photo, as this soap was made for the joke and has to set up before being cut and cured, the soap will feature a blue wave on the inside and will have deep blue swirls in a brownish/blue background. The label will read “J.D., habibi” on our standard soap label and below it will read “leather sectional, suede love seat, and smoke scented goat milk soap”.

Ingredients: goat milk, sunflower oil, RSPO sustainable palm oil, coconut oil, sodium hydroxide, fragrance, mica, iron oxide, mica

Additional information

Weight 4.5 oz